British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. {...'cept Emo Fems...something about em...}
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 7

Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.\
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (It's both)
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (sometimes)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10". (I think??)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (Taco Bell BURRITOS!!)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily. {What? Who the feck comes up with this shite? Russians LIVE in the cold! So generally dont give a shite about it!}
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (Hm, didn't know this made me Asian.)
[ ] You have played the piano. (Asians play piano? Never knew that.)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (Never had it..)
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (I thought you had to..)
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 7


Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (Who doesn't?)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. (Wouldnt this make you French, not Canadian? xDD)
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 7

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion. )
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (Incredibly.)
Total: 2






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This is the kind of UTTER drivvel that annoys the hell outta me.
I mean c'mon...is this written by 8 year olds? Probably not because they would make a better attempt. I don't mind being sent Fwds, chain letters etc because sometimes its just a click away, and your email happens to be there. But i hate this stuff...because someone somewhere has taken time (wasted more like) to 'create' a 'survey' that puts you in a box. "Your Irish if you like beer" WHAT THE HELL?!

So...to finish, if you make a survey...fine. But RESEARCH first. And proof read for the love of the gods...

*mutter...*

Ross